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Random Thought Of The Day: Lists, Lists, Lists Galore!

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A Few Of My Favorite Things:

These are some things that I like right now. Yep. That’s it. Just some stuff I like. Because.

  • Cold vanilla ice cream on top of fresh, piping hot apple pie
  • Crisp, clean, bright sunny days
  • Noncomformity Originality
  • Cookies. Oatmeal Raisin. Chocolate Chip. Blueberry. Corn (If you haven’t tried a Momofuku Milk Bar creation yet, you are missing out).

Alright, let’s circle back to those cookies for a second. I bet you’re wondering just which one is the best. Well, I’m not here to judge. Oh wait, I am:

  1. Blueberry
  2. Corn
  3. Oatmeal Raisin
  4. Chocolate Chip

Why are they ranked thusly? Well, that would be the ten-million-dollar question.

Blueberry
Because these taste like a blueberry exploded in my mouth.
Corn
Because these taste like eating Frosted Flakes perfectly tottering on the edge of crispy and too soggy.
Oatmeal Raisin
Oldie but a goodie.
Chocolate Chip
Too typical. Let’s allow some new flavors to delight our palate!

So, in summary, I’m hungry. Make me some cookies. Let’s recap:

  1. Vanilla ice cream = boss. It’s just so good.
    • It’s just that good.
    • Vanilla bean speck or French Vanilla; either way you can’t go wrong.

     

  2. Crisp, sunny days are wonderful.
    • Winter has been way too long.
    • Let’s be honest, tank tops and shorts are just awesome.
  3. Creativity is born of nonconformity.
    • The weird and absurd are all too interesting, and often hold gems of wisdom within.
    • Did I mention that I was hungry?
  4. I want a cookie vault.
    • Scrooge McDuck – style, but with cookies in place of gold coins.
    • It must be composed of 90% blueberry cookies, with a healthy blend of the other flavors comprising the remaining 10%.
    • Chocolate Chip may comprise no more than 1% of this remaining 10%.

-Namakemono

The Lazy Man’s Manifesto

Random Thought Of The Day: I Wrote You A Song, Internet

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Sometimes, I think some rather random things. I don’t know if they are worth sharing or appropriate (well, the answer is probably a resounding “NO” on both counts there, actually), but, now they’re out there. And you can’t unread them. You’re welcome. 

Hi Internet! So, last night after a brutal lifting session, I came back to my apartment ready to pass out. Instead I said, “Screw it, I’m gonna write a song just for the internet, because, science.” And so I did. A little rough around the edges but hey, it works. It’s very dope. You might even learn something new from it!

P.S.: In case you might happen to wonder what the song is about, look below.

Sega-Master-System-Set

So enjoy, internet – this one is for you. Or don’t, whatever. You’re already here though so you might as well catch all this ear candy (That does not include the vocals, btw, just letting you know this right here is a limited guarantee)!

Actually, you know what, just listen to the one on the bottom if you can’t stand my voice. What can I say, I’m an instrumentalist, not a vocalist. Plus I just took twelve hours (entertaining myself) to entertain you!

-Namakemono