Sometimes, I think some rather random things. I don’t know if they are worth sharing or appropriate (well, the answer is probably a resounding “NO” on both counts there, actually), but, now they’re out there. And you can’t unread them. You’re welcome. 

“I’m A Shuffnuts™ Kid!”

“Shuffnuts™ are a delicious new snack brought to you by the great folks at Glico! Enjoy for breakfast, on the go, as an afternoon pick me up, or a midnight snack; Shuffnuts™ are always a great choice! With a smooth, crunchy, bittersweet-mellow flavor, Shuffnuts™ are bursting with that lack of flavor you know and love, and allsome none of the vitamins and nutrients that kids need! It’s Shuffnuts™, by Glico! Get yours today!”

♪Shuffnuts are tasty, オイシイ , Shuffnuts are yummy, ウマイ!♪

-Namakemono