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Random Thought Of The Day: Lists, Lists, Lists Galore!

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A Few Of My Favorite Things:

These are some things that I like right now. Yep. That’s it. Just some stuff I like. Because.

  • Cold vanilla ice cream on top of fresh, piping hot apple pie
  • Crisp, clean, bright sunny days
  • Noncomformity Originality
  • Cookies. Oatmeal Raisin. Chocolate Chip. Blueberry. Corn (If you haven’t tried a Momofuku Milk Bar creation yet, you are missing out).

Alright, let’s circle back to those cookies for a second. I bet you’re wondering just which one is the best. Well, I’m not here to judge. Oh wait, I am:

  1. Blueberry
  2. Corn
  3. Oatmeal Raisin
  4. Chocolate Chip

Why are they ranked thusly? Well, that would be the ten-million-dollar question.

Blueberry
Because these taste like a blueberry exploded in my mouth.
Corn
Because these taste like eating Frosted Flakes perfectly tottering on the edge of crispy and too soggy.
Oatmeal Raisin
Oldie but a goodie.
Chocolate Chip
Too typical. Let’s allow some new flavors to delight our palate!

So, in summary, I’m hungry. Make me some cookies. Let’s recap:

  1. Vanilla ice cream = boss. It’s just so good.
    • It’s just that good.
    • Vanilla bean speck or French Vanilla; either way you can’t go wrong.

     

  2. Crisp, sunny days are wonderful.
    • Winter has been way too long.
    • Let’s be honest, tank tops and shorts are just awesome.
  3. Creativity is born of nonconformity.
    • The weird and absurd are all too interesting, and often hold gems of wisdom within.
    • Did I mention that I was hungry?
  4. I want a cookie vault.
    • Scrooge McDuck – style, but with cookies in place of gold coins.
    • It must be composed of 90% blueberry cookies, with a healthy blend of the other flavors comprising the remaining 10%.
    • Chocolate Chip may comprise no more than 1% of this remaining 10%.

-Namakemono

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