A Few Of My Favorite Things:

These are some things that I like right now. Yep. That’s it. Just some stuff I like. Because.

• Cold vanilla ice cream on top of fresh, piping hot apple pie
• Crisp, clean, bright sunny days
• Noncomformity Originality
• Cookies. _{Oatmeal Raisin. Chocolate Chip. Blueberry. Corn (If you haven’t tried a Momofuku Milk Bar creation yet, you are missing out).}

Alright, let’s circle back to those cookies for a second. I bet you’re wondering just which one is the best. Well, I’m not here to judge. Oh wait, I am:

1. Blueberry
2. Corn
3. Oatmeal Raisin
4. Chocolate Chip

Why are they ranked thusly? Well, that would be the ten-million-dollar question.

Blueberry

Because these taste like a blueberry exploded in my mouth.

Corn

Because these taste like eating Frosted Flakes perfectly tottering on the edge of crispy and too soggy.

Oatmeal Raisin

Oldie but a goodie.

Chocolate Chip

Too typical. Let’s allow some new flavors to delight our palate!

So, in summary, I’m hungry. Make me some cookies. Let’s recap:

1. Vanilla ice cream = boss. It’s just so good.
   • It’s just that good.
   • Vanilla bean speck or French Vanilla; either way you can’t go wrong.

    

2. Crisp, sunny days are wonderful.
   • Winter has been way too long.
   • Let’s be honest, tank tops and shorts are just awesome.
3. Creativity is born of nonconformity.
   • The weird and absurd are all too interesting, and often hold gems of wisdom within.
   • Did I mention that I was hungry?
4. I want a cookie vault.
5. • Scrooge McDuck – style, but with cookies in place of gold coins.
   • It must be composed of 90% blueberry cookies, with a healthy blend of the other flavors comprising the remaining 10%.
   • Chocolate Chip may comprise no more than 1% of this remaining 10%.

-Namakemono

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